c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

at least my dog loves me

July  25   ( 1 )

papabearsprincess:

♡When he says “daddy loves you” while fucking your brains out ♡

July  24   ( 75 )
via & source

chokedbydaddy:

I want to smack you around and fuck you like the dirty princess you are.

July  24   ( 19 )
via

studip:

no offense but stop unfollowing me

July  24   ( 35 )
via

reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

thursdayevanson:

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

They probably know it’s only a matter of time before we turn power over to them.

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

broshied:

as cool as it is to have a close group of friends on tumblr, i want to make that one friend that i can talk to about anything and we become best friends and send each other cute messages and things in the mail and all that good stuff.  then one day we eventually get to meet and it’s like some scene from a movie where we slowly run at each other in the middle of the airport and hug. 

things I need to stop being: jealous

things I cannot stop being: jealous

July  24   ( 1 )

HW