If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na
♡When he says “daddy loves you” while fucking your brains out ♡
I want to smack you around and fuck you like the dirty princess you are.
- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess
They probably know it’s only a matter of time before we turn power over to them.
what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
as cool as it is to have a close group of friends on tumblr, i want to make that one friend that i can talk to about anything and we become best friends and send each other cute messages and things in the mail and all that good stuff. then one day we eventually get to meet and it’s like some scene from a movie where we slowly run at each other in the middle of the airport and hug.